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Whipped Tallow Cream

Whipped Tallow Cream

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Grass-Fed Tallow | Mango Butter | Avocado Oil | Essential Oil

A subtly-scented body butter in a 4oz amber glass jar. Pick your scent: vanilla or frankincense vanilla. It’s rich, it’s nourishing, and it’s here to help dry, cranky skin finally calm down.

Whipped Tallow Dream Cream

Behold: the cream that takes “simple ingredients” and turns them into a moisture bomb with a personality. Whipped to fluffy perfection, yet dense with nutrients your skin will recognize like long-lost relatives.

This body butter features:

Grass-Fed Tallow:
Naturally rich in stearic acid, oleic acid, palmitic acid, and skin-friendly fatty acids that closely resemble the fats found in human sebum. Translation: your skin doesn’t freak out — it just sighs, opens the door, and lets the tallow move in.
Also contains fat-soluble vitamins A, D, E, and K, which are present in bovine fat and deeply nourish your skin.

Mango Butter:
Packed with stearic and oleic acids, plus antioxidants, and natural vitamin E. These help boost that buttery glide and seal in hydration. In this formula, mango butter is basically the smooth operator keeping everything soft, silky, and “touch-me” level plush.

Avocado Oil:
Loaded with oleic acid and vitamin E. Absorbs like a dream and makes dry skin feel like it finally got that apology it’s been waiting for. A perfect complement to tallow’s richness.

Together, they create a cream that’s fluffy, deeply nourishing, and honestly way more luxurious than three simple ingredients have any right to be.

Ingredients:

  1. Vanilla Tallow Cream: grass-fed tallow, mango butter, avocado oil, and vanilla essential oil.

  2. Vanilla Frankincense Tallow Cream: grass-fed tallow, mango butter, avocado oil, vanilla essential oil and frankincense essential oil.

Directions for Use:

  1. For best results, use it right after you step out of the shower, when your skin is still whispering “please moisturize me.”

  2. Melt a pea-sized amount between your palms (seriously, a pea — don’t get wild).

  3. Massage into skin like you’re in a slow-motion skincare commercial. A little goes a long way — because this isn’t watered-down lotion pretending to be useful. It’s the real, buttery deal.

  4. If you’re glistening like you were basted for the oven, wipe off excess (and please — smaller dab next time).

  5. Bask in your new buttery softness.

Quick Product Note:

This whipped tallow cream is 100% natural, so if it melts in warmer temps—no worries, it's still gonna work like a charm. Melting doesn’t mess with its magic, but if you prefer it to stay nice and fluffy, you can scoop it into a double boiler, melt it down, and then chill it in the freezer for 30 minutes. Once it's solidified, give it a quick whip with a hand mixer to bring back that airy texture.

This is not a Bath & Body Works soufflé or a [insert hormone disrupting product here].
It is a jar of whipped animal fat and plant butters.
Which means if you plunge your nose into it, it will smell like what it is. And no, it does not have even the slightest hint of beefy smell.

Applied sparingly, the scent chills out within minutes — because this is bodycare, not dessert.

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