Only the Good Stuff & Nothing Funky
Featured Products
100% Vegan Soap | Handcrafted in Small Batches | Unscented
Made with love, sanity, and a deep resentment for complicated ingredient lists. This cold-process bar is gentle enough for every skin type — yes, even the sensitive, dramatic, or chronically offended ones.
Grass-Fed Tallow Soap | Handcrafted in Small Batches | Unscented
Made with love, stubborn simplicity, and a refusal to tolerate sketchy skincare any longer. This cold-process bar is gentle enough for every skin type — even the sensitive ones that throw tantrums at everything.
Black Seed Oil | Rosehip Seed Oil | Mango Butter | Avocado Oil
100% plant-based, all-purpose hair-and-body butter. Pick your poison: woody or floral. Slather it on (sparingly) and let your frazzled tresses and parched skin get their act together.
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our story
We get it—finding skincare that actually works without all the junk is like searching for a needle in a haystack. So, we decided to skip the nonsense and make our own. Every product we create is designed with one thing in mind: simplicity. No weird ingredients you can't pronounce, no misleading promises—just pure, effective, and safe skincare that’s as straightforward as it gets.
We started this company because we couldn't find anything on the shelves that met our needs—so we made it ourselves. Our body butters and soaps are here to restore, nourish, and protect your skin without any of the fillers or fluff. Whether it’s your face, hands, or elbows, we’ve got your back with formulas that work.
Made for real people who need real results. Simple. Effective. Safe. Just the way skincare should be. #BeUnFunky
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